Wall-E-Memorable Quotes

August 29, 2008 by admin
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Wall-E-Memorable Quotes

Eve: [Eve repeats "Directive" in multiple languages, ending with...] Directive?
[WALL-E demonstrates his trash-compacting function]
WALL.E: Ta-dah!
Eve: Ohhh…
WALL.E: Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve?
Eve: Directive?
[WALL-E nods]
Eve: [Eve turns away, sharply] Classified.
WALL.E: Oh.

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Captain: We’ll see who’s powerless now!

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Mary: I didn’t know we had a pool!

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Ship’s Computer: Voice confirmation required.
Captain: Uhhh…
Ship’s Computer: Voice confirmation accepted.

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Mary: John, get ready to have some kids!

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WALL.E: WALL-E.
MO: M-O.
WALL.E: M-O?
MO: M-O.
WALL.E: [pause] Oh.

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AUTO: Sir, give me the plant.

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Eve: [repeated line] WALL-E!

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Captain: AUTO, you are relieved of duty!
[strains up and presses AUTO's "off" switch]

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Captain: Define “hoe-down”.
Ship’s Computer: Hoe-down: A social gathering at which lively dancing would take place.
Captain: [AUTO appears near the captain.] AUTO! Earth is amazing! These are called “farms”. Humans who put seeds in the ground pour water on them, and they grow food - like, pizza!
AUTO: [shuts off information display.] Good night, Captain.
Captain: [groans, starts to move away from workstation, but stops and turns around slightly.] Psst - Computer, define “dancing”.
Ship’s Computer: [WALL-E and EVE are seen outside a window in space, flying around.] Dancing: A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.
[camera cuts to outside the Axiom, and WALL-E and EVE continue to "dance".]

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Eve: Name?
WALL.E: WALL-E.
Eve: WALL-E?
[giggles]
Eve: Eve.
WALL.E: Eva?
Eve: Eve.
WALL.E: Eeeeeva?
Eve: Eve! Eve!
WALL.E: Eeeeeva?
Eve: [giggles]

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Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: [Shelby appears onscreen in an old classified recorded message] Hey there, autopilots. Got some bad news. Um… Operation Cleanup has, well uh, failed. Wouldn’t you know, rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on Earth.
Captain: [to himself, looking at healthy plant] Unsustainable? What?
Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: Darn it all, we’re gonna have to cancel Operation Recolonize. So uh, just stay the course, um… Rather than try and fix this problem, it’ll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.
Captain: Easier?
Shelby’s advisor: Mr. President, sir. Sir! Time to go.
Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: [overlapping] Uh, I think, huh? Okay, I’m giving override, uh, Directive A113. Go to full autopilot. Take control of everything, and do not return to Earth. I repeat, do not return to Earth.
[puts on his gas mask and starts to leave]
Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: Let’s get the heck outta here.